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What if the next great sci-fi trilogy began on Planet Chicago?

Tra$h Dog and Marcus Macabre are joined by musician and creative force Turner Jackson to pitch Gold World—a sprawling galactic adventure about two brothers, a mythical moving planet, and a mission that could save their mother.

Four thousand years in the future, Nero Light Runner abandons Planet Chicago, steals the family Star Skipper, and begins forcing his way toward Gold World. But the more Nero reaches through the veil, the sicker his mother becomes.

Now his younger brother Paulie must cross the galaxy and confront him.

He can heal his brother or kill his brother—but either way, he has to save his mother.

Along the way, the boys create house-music space battles, lawless interplanetary travel, 200-year-old space elves, the Recycle Revolution, a prison-planet Earth, ancient recordings of Friday, cantina sword fights, holographic dads, and enough history to turn one movie into an entire franchise.

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Timestamps

00:00 Heal his brother or kill his brother
00:38 Welcome to PMWTSO
01:13 Meet Turner Jackson
03:27 Gold World is revealed
05:04 A galactic love story
09:00 Welcome to Planet Chicago
10:33 The protectors of Gold World
13:04 Nero goes rogue
15:41 The Light Runner brothers
17:11 Naming the characters
19:04 Gold World can move
21:01 The love story
23:50 Paulie’s mother becomes sick
24:40 The mission is revealed
27:06 Building a trilogy
28:36 Planet Chicago’s history
30:55 Earthlings in space
32:52 Paulie the swashbuckler
34:02 The brothers’ backstory
37:11 Nero’s fall from grace
38:16 Twenty years later
40:06 The search for Nero
41:32 The cantina showdown
42:34 A mysterious reunion
43:27 Why Nero must be stopped
44:16 End of Part One
44:33 Turner’s plugs

This week on Pitchin Movies with the Sound Off, we pitch The Death of Lady — a darkly funny, surprisingly emotional movie about Sandra Pond, an anonymous author known as Lady, who travels to a remote Irish town after a devastating tragedy and walks into a pub for one last drink.

Unfortunately for her plan, the pub is full of people.

There’s Chanticleer, a bartender played by Christopher Eccleston. Rhonda Ace, a darts-destroying Jennifer Connelly menace. An old man. An asshole. A happy couple. A locals-only darts night. A first-edition book. A bathroom breakdown. And maybe the exact kind of strange human connection that keeps someone alive.

This episode somehow includes:

• Amy Poehler as a dramatic lead
• Jennifer Connelly playing darts like a weapon
• Christopher Eccleston bartender energy
• Rock-a-Doodle
• Doctor Who
• Highlander vs. Braveheart confusion
• pretending to be Canadian
• a spontaneous call-in segment
• darts league politics
• grief, jokes, and emotional whiplash
• and the birth of a movie that might actually be beautiful

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00:00 - Cold open: cartoon-character energy and sweater-based accusations
00:57 - Totally Real Bands updates and baked potato memories
01:29 - The first spark: “the last drink” movie idea
02:01 - Picket and Stick It, Ferngully, and old animated movie chaos
02:48 - Welcome to Pitchin Movies with the Sound Off
03:39 - Why the movies are not actually silent
04:14 - Subtitles, sound-off cinema, and watching movies wrong on purpose
05:23 - Doctor Who, Buffy, and silent-concept storytelling
08:31 - Christopher Eccleston enters the pitch
09:05 - Building the bar, the author, and the fan
10:26 - Naming the lead: Lady, Liberty, Sandra Pond, and pen names
13:53 - Sandra Pond writes anonymously as Lady
15:16 - Sponsor/giveaway break: 500 subscribers and Totally Real Bands
15:41 - 1,000 subscriber pizza challenge
16:03 - Dramatic irony and why anonymity matters
17:04 - Finding the tone: dark comedy with heart
17:36 - Sandra’s backstory begins
19:49 - The tragedy: accident, loss, and survivor’s guilt
21:35 - Opening scene: carnival joy into disaster
22:55 - Casting Lady: Amy Poehler vs. Tina Fey
24:37 - Where does Sandra go? Ireland starts taking shape
25:07 - Accidental call-in segment begins
26:24 - Jennifer Connelly gets added to the movie
28:21 - Rhonda Ace, darts, and setting the pub in Ireland
29:23 - Sandra pretends to be Canadian
31:04 - The remote bed and breakfast setup
31:32 - Highlander confusion begins
33:53 - Braveheart confusion fully takes over
35:49 - Time travel check and possible show segments
36:40 - Back to the actual movie: Sandra enters the locals-only pub
39:34 - Recap of Sandra Pond/Lady and the film’s emotional setup
40:44 - From family joy to plane ride grief
41:29 - Sandra checks into the quiet Irish inn
43:39 - Sandra writes her final piece
44:44 - Naming the pub: The Last Inn
46:14 - Crazy Style booking promo
47:21 - The pub cast: Chanticleer, Rhonda Ace, the old man, the asshole, and the couple
48:16 - First drink, first bad interaction, and pub hostility
49:21 - Sandra finds her own book on the pub shelf
50:18 - Chanticleer reveals how much Lady’s writing means to him
50:48 - Rhonda interrupts with darts and insults
51:25 - Darts league night and Sandra becomes Rhonda’s handicap
52:22 - The pub opens up and Sandra listens to everyone’s stories
53:19 - Darts competition chaos
54:03 - Sandra hits the winning shot
55:06 - Sandra’s bathroom breakdown
56:20 - The note comes back out
57:56 - Rhonda finds Sandra and the emotional turn begins
59:02 - Rhonda opens up and Sandra starts to come back
1:00:36 - The late-night goodbye outside the pub
1:01:30 - The book arrives: The Death of Lady
1:02:03 - Final reveal, dedication, and ending chaos
1:03:13 - Outro

This week on Pitchin’ Movies with the Sound Off, Marcus and Tra$h Dog pitch a dark comedy called Uncle Magnus Is a Really Bad Guy — starring Jack Black as a mysterious, filthy-rich uncle who keeps injuring family members and paying them off after the fact.

Tom Ditch has a problem: his son Edward wants to go to college, money is tight, and Uncle Magnus has a suspicious habit of writing checks whenever somebody gets hurt at the annual family gathering. So naturally, Tom hatches the worst possible plan: get injured by Uncle Magnus and cash in.

Recorded at the haunted Black Monarch in Victor, Colorado, this episode includes gothic hotel vibes, fake mustaches, dangerous ladders, Canada slander, Tim Hortons crimes, Jack Black villain casting, Rashida Jones as Deb Ditch, Finn Wolfhard as Edward Ditch, and a descent into the ghoul catacombs.

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Chapters

00:00 Cold open: Haunted setup energy
01:13 Welcome to Pitchin’ Movies with the Sound Off
02:43 Real Life Latency
03:42 This episode might be haunted
04:16 The cursed hotel, 666, and the movie problem
04:40 Naming Uncle Magnus
05:35 Recording at The Black Monarch
06:16 Uncle Magnus is a bad guy
07:00 Meet Tom Ditch
10:09 The actual movie pitch begins
11:34 Introducing Uncle Magnus
12:32 Poisonous octopus backstory
14:31 Uncle Magnus flies everyone out
15:17 Tom realizes the family injury pattern
16:46 Casting Uncle Magnus
16:49 Jack Black as evil Uncle Magnus
18:14 The injury payout scheme
19:16 Casting Deb Ditch
21:36 Casting Edward Ditch
23:56 The slapstick injury weekend
25:13 Locking in the title
26:00 Where does Uncle Magnus live?
26:39 Richie Rich house tangent
28:18 Tim Hortons crimes
30:18 How does Tom finally get hurt?
30:33 Does Canada have castles?
31:35 Drake, Nickelback, and Canadian cameos
34:51 Time machine logic
35:57 The final injury brainstorming gets dark
38:10 The family gives Edward the money
40:17 Casting the least favorite actors
41:23 Promo: book us to pitch a movie
44:12 Drew Carey, Chris Farley, and cursed comparisons
45:50 Uncle Magnus and fake mustaches
47:36 The flashback structure
48:03 Water sports and fish water polo
50:03 Ghost hunting in the footage
50:19 The ghoul catacombs ending

This week, Marcus and Tra$h Dog pitch A Victimless Crime, a comedy-heist film following two trading card scalpers who accidentally steal a truckload of valuable collectibles and end up targeted by a terrifying underground card-flipping kingpin named Nemesis.

Featuring card shops, livestreamers, bad decisions, wizard hats, Hugh Jackman,  and a trash-compactor finale, this episode asks the important question:

Is it really a victimless crime if everyone involved is an idiot?

 

00:00 Cold Open – "It's a victimless crime"
00:36 Harry Potter, Wizards & J.K. Rowling Rant
04:28 Welcome to PMWTSO
06:57 Movie vs Film Debate
08:48 Introducing the Trading Card Scalper Movie
10:52 Building the Main Characters
14:30 500 Subscriber Giveaway & 1000 Subscriber Pizza Challenge
15:24 The Trading Card Truck Heist Begins
20:58 Casting & Character Development
21:37 Totally Real Bands Ad Break
24:13 Major Retcons & Nemesis Enters the Story
25:50 Full Plot Recap
31:29 The Title Is Born: "A Victimless Crime"
32:05 Success Montage & The Villain Strikes Back
38:00 The Fallout
40:00 Trash Compactor Showdown
45:31 Real World Ad Break
46:14 Final Act & Saving Jace
48:40 Ending the Movie
49:18 1000 Subscriber Challenge Reminder

This week on Pitchin Movies With The Sound Off, the boys create “Help Save Ka-Roke’s Karaoke” — an absolutely unhinged comedy about a beloved old-school karaoke bar fighting for survival against a flashy new karaoke empire run by crypto-rich villain Ben Diamond.

What starts as a goofy underdog comedy somehow becomes:

• a statewide karaoke tournament

• influencer propaganda wars

• celebrity cameos

• pyrotechnic disasters

• karaoke corruption

• and one of the most stacked fake movie casts we’ve ever assembled

Featuring:
Ken Jeong, Justin Long, Riff Raff, Ruben Studdard, Paul Giamatti, LMFAO, and somehow Anthony Bourdain.

If Good Burger and School of Rock had a karaoke-addicted cousin with access to cocaine and PitchCoin… this would be it.

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TIMESTAMPS

0:00 — Chaos Before The Pitch
5:45 — “Help Save Ka-Roke’s Karaoke” Begins
7:00 — Rival Karaoke Bars Explained
8:40 — Meet Dan Ka-Roke
9:40 — The Evil Luxury Karaoke Bar
12:00 — Ken Jeong & Casting Chaos
15:00 — Building The Town & Backstory
18:30 — Straight Edge Gangs & Random Lore
20:35 — The Statewide Karaoke Competition
21:40 — Enter Ben Diamond
26:10 — Justin Long Joins The Movie
32:00 — Celebrity Karaoke Ringers
34:00 — Ruben Studdard Saves The Bar
37:45 — VHS Flashback Montage
41:45 — Ben Diamond Goes Full Villain
46:15 — PMWTSO Real-World Pitch Ad
47:00 — Pyrotechnics & PitchCoin
49:20 — Paul Giamatti The Karaoke DJ
50:45 — Riff Raff Redemption Arc
51:20 — LMFAO Finale Performance
55:45 — Final Movie Wrap-Up

 

What if your storage unit… was just a dude?

This week on Pitchin Movies With The Sound Off, the gang creates “The Storer” — a Jason Statham-style action movie about a mysterious man whose entire job is holding things for people. Wallets. Taco Bell. Diamonds. Human organs? Maybe.

What starts as a stupid joke somehow spirals into:

• underground crime rings
• organ farms
• alley fights
• DJ Sleaze
• Steve Buscemi
• emotional storage metaphors
• and a genuinely fire action movie concept

Also:
Marcus threatens body modifications at 1,000 subs,
the crew debates casting choices,
and somehow the phrase “America’s Most Idle” is born.

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0:00 Intro & Previous Episode Callbacks
4:25 Welcome To PMWTSO
4:35 Pitch Begins — “The Store”
5:35 How The Idea Was Created
6:15 A Human Storage Unit Explained
11:50 Organ Farm Inspiration
12:45 Steve Buscemi’s Character
21:55 Casting The Store
29:50 DJ Sleaze & The Wallet Fight
34:15 Diamonds, Crime & Action Sequences
35:15 Adding A Love Interest
36:05 “America’s Most Idle”
41:25 Sponsor Break / Pitch Promo
42:10 Official Movie Breakdown
Ending Final Thoughts & Outro

 

This week, we went full CRAZY STYLE and took Pitchin Movies with the Sound Off on the road to Victor, Colorado to link up with special guest Adam Zimmerli — owner of the Black Monarch Hotel.

What starts as a chaotic cold open quickly turns into one of our wildest pitches yet: “Short King: The Movie.”
A PG-13 rom-com about love, insecurity, and one man’s commitment to never letting his feet touch the ground.

We’re talking:

• Milk crate meet-cutes
• Elaborate height cover-ups that spiral out of control
• Tall friends, short lies, and even shorter kings
• A twist ending that flips the entire story

Plus haunted hotels, childhood chaos, classic movie debates, and a pitch that somehow becomes both ridiculous and heartfelt.

If you’ve ever lied on your height… this one’s for you.

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Timestamps

0:00 – CRAZY STYLE cold open
1:09 – Fake stand-up bits and green screen ideas
3:00 – Childhood drinks and accidental alcohol stories
5:18 – Introducing Adam Zimmerli (Black Monarch Hotel)
6:30 – Inside the Black Monarch and Victor, Colorado
7:30 – The pitch begins: Short King: The Movie
11:10 – Short King backstory and setup
12:00 – The milk crate concert moment
13:15 – Dating schemes and keeping the lie alive
14:50 – Mid-episode break
15:30 – The twist starts forming
17:00 – Rom-com inspirations
20:30 – Casting the Short King
23:00 – Height conspiracies in Hollywood
30:30 – Full movie recap
34:30 – Friends, conflict, and reveal setup
36:30 – Ending the movie
38:45 – Earth Day mention
39:00 – Ghost raves and events in Victor
43:00 – Outro

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What starts as a simple church gig turns into something way bigger…

In this episode of Pitching Movies With The Sound Off, Marcus and Tra$h Dog create a wild, dark, and unexpectedly deep movie idea: The Church of You — a story about community, belief, and how quickly things can spiral when the wrong person takes control.

 A regular guy finds purpose in a church community
 Then starts his own version… with VERY different rules
 And someone else turns it into something dangerous

This one goes from funny → philosophical → straight up unhinged.

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