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Welcome to Pitchin’ Movies With The Sound Off, the only podcast where the greenlight means nothing, and the budget is always “TBD.”
Each week, hosts Marcus and Tra$h Dog step into their imaginary studio boardroom to pitch the next big movie idea — no script, no plan, and definitely no rights to the IP. From gritty reboots no one asked for to high-concept disasters that would bankrupt a real studio, every episode is a love letter (and roast) to Hollywood’s wildest creative process.
Think of it as Shark Tank meets late-night writer’s room, where every pitch is a blockbuster in theory… and a trainwreck in practice. Expect fake trailers, made-up stars, chaotic rewrites, and more plot holes than a $300 million franchise sequel.
So grab your latte, put on your executive sunglasses, and get ready to say the words every studio fears most:
“Let’s take this to development.”
New episodes drop bi-weekly. No NDAs, no deadlines — just pure movie magic (with the sound off).
Episodes

Dec 3, 2025
Dec 3, 2025
49 min
Supporting Character — a romance about choosing the harder part.
Marcus and Tra$h Dog build a relationship drama where the “movie inside the movie” collides with real life. Sergio Cruz (David Castañeda) is a rising director mounting his third feature. He casts his wife, Annabel Strickland Cruz (Erin Moriarty), as the lead… until she asks to play a different woman in the story — a supporting role that actually challenges her. That choice cracks open their marriage, Sergio’s ego, and a legacy shaped by Sergio Cruz Sr. (John Leguizamo).
Meanwhile, Annabel’s family in Lawrence, Kansas—Greg (Tommy Lee Jones) and Carol (Susan Sarandon)—pulls her home, while Sergio’s co-writer Marco Dawson (Bill Hader) tries to keep the film (and the couple) intact. Serious romance, a little comic relief, and the truth that the role that matters isn’t always the lead.
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00:00 – Ghost of Stanley Kubrick (Cold Open)
00:18 – Theme Song & setup
00:46 – Plan: Romance pitch (plus a thriller tease)
01:16 – Actress + Director, married and making a film
02:20 – Casting the director (David Castañeda energy)
05:45 – Casting the actress (Erin Moriarty energy)
06:57 – The twist: she wants the supporting role
07:39 – How the role complicates the marriage
08:44 – Serious romance, with comic relief
12:18 – TotallyRealBands.com merch ad break
15:16 – Names locked: Sergio Cruz & Annabel (Strickland) Cruz
18:50 – Annabel’s Kansas roots (Lawrence) & family
21:18 – Parents: Greg (Tommy Lee Jones) & Carol (Susan Sarandon)
30:12 – Sergio’s legacy & father: Sergio Cruz Sr. (John Leguizamo)
33:00 – He’s not a villain, he’s not listening
43:26 – Enter Marco Dawson (Bill Hader), co-writer/friend
45:56 – The film-within-film: famous artist; Annabel takes support
46:27 – Personal vs. professional; what “supporting” really means
48:44 – Title unlocked: “Supporting Character”
49:16 – Final cast recap & outro

Nov 19, 2025
Nov 19, 2025
1 hr 4 min
Best friends and lifelong recording junkies Michael Carnegie (Timothée Chalamet) and Noah Apollo (Lakeith Stanfield) have spent their lives chasing “authentic sound.” As kids, they recorded everything — parents fighting, trains screeching, strangers yelling — anything that felt real. But one day, they miss the sound of someone dying on the tracks, and it changes them forever.
Years later, as professional engineers, they’re hired to produce a record for the indie band Pineapple Mouse. What starts as a normal session becomes an unholy pursuit — the search to capture something real, raw, and horrifying.
Front of House is Sound of Metal meets The Vanishing, wrapped in the lo-fi dread of a studio haunted by its own recordings.
🎧 New episodes every week — where Marcus and Tra$h Dog pitch the movies Hollywood should be making.
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00:00 Cold Open
00:10 Welcome Back to Pitchin’ Movies With The Sound Off
00:35 Guess the Episode Number
01:15 The Glasses Fund & Donation Plug
02:18 The Warmup Pitch: “The Guy Who Needs Glasses”
02:34 Transition to Horror: Today’s Genre
03:15 Building a Horror Formula
03:40 The Sound Obsession Begins
04:33 Brothers of Noise
05:20 Recording the Perfect Car Crash
06:05 Marcus’s Vampire on Trial Pitch
07:26 Vampire Politics & Jail Forever
08:07 Scorsese Writes Himself Into the Episode
09:30 Vampire Law & Order
10:37 True Blood Memories
11:20 Eternal Jail for a Vampire
12:07 Living Forever in a Cell
13:00 Nightcrawler Vibes
14:06 Building “Front of House” Characters
15:37 The Foggy Childhood Setup
16:27 Childhood Friendship & Sound Bond
17:22 Subway Upbringing
18:08 Fear of Balloons & Trauma
19:09 “Boys Being Dudes Pretending to Be Men”
20:22 Parents Arguing: The Noise Origin
21:04 Subway Inspiration
22:14 Haunting vs. Lurking Debate
23:08 Political Tangent (Ranked Choice Voting!)
23:56 Early Sound Experiments
25:05 The Band “Pineapple Mouse” Is Born
26:00 “Totally Real Bands” Ad Break
27:11 Pineapple Mouse Merch Tutorial (TotallyRealBands.com)
28:11 Back to the Pitch – Band World-Building
30:00 The Horror Sound Escalates
31:21 Introducing Michael Carnegie & Noah Apollo
32:47 Casting the Leads
34:11 Timothy Chalamet as Michael / Lakeith Stanfield as Noah
36:07 Pete Davidson Enters the Picture
37:04 Pineapple Mouse Recording Begins
38:07 The Band Becomes Central
40:22 Casting the Band Members
41:22 Liam, Julie, Brady & the Crew
42:46 Building the Story Timeline
44:07 The Obsession With Authentic Sound
48:15 Childhood to Career Montage
50:12 Meeting Pineapple Mouse
51:35 Recording the Album
52:14 Crossing the Line – Secret Recordings
53:20 The Fatal Car Crash Recording
54:07 “Hollywood Recordings” Gone Wrong
55:18 The Fallout & Album Success
56:04 Obsession Grows
57:06 The Second Album
58:03 Inviting Liam to the Studio
59:10 The Murder Recording Scene
01:00:20 The Final Album
01:01:19 Subway Jump Finale
01:02:00 Title Reveal: “Front of House”
01:03:13 Wrap-Up & Pineapple Mouse Merch Plug
01:03:42 Outro: “Pitchin’ Movies With The Sound Off”

Nov 5, 2025
Nov 5, 2025
1 hr 1 min
This week on Pitchin’ Movies With The Sound Off, Marcus and Tra$h Dog pitch a movie about ego, karaoke, and midlife meltdown — Professor Beyoncé.
Nathan Fielder stars (in our universe) as Professor Martin Yonce, a tenured computer science professor who’s been overlooked his entire career. After a campus karaoke night and one surprisingly flawless Beyoncé cover, he becomes a viral legend — but fame and obsession hit harder than a final exam.
It’s a dark comedy about fame, failure, and the dangers of trying to be “cool.”
Cast (in our version):
🎓 Nathan Fielder — Professor Martin “Beyoncé” Yonce
🎤 Matthew McConaughey — Professor David Watterson
💼 Tina Fey — Professor Margaret Laskin
🏈 Jacob Elordi — Zane Maxwell
🎧 Barbie Ferreira — Deb Majors
🏛️ Janine Garofalo — Gem Yonce
📋 Michael Ian Black — Dean Mark Finch
🎧 New episode every other week.
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00:00 – Cold Open
Marcus and Tra$h Dog lock in the title *Professor Beyoncé* — and immediately start laughing at how bad an idea it is.
00:35 – Welcome to the Episode
The hosts introduce *Pitchin’ Movies With The Sound Off* and joke about missing their horror-movie homework from last week.
02:25 – A Professor with Tenure (and Regret)
The concept forms: a mid-career college professor decides this is the year he’s finally going to be “cool.”
03:40 – Casting Begins: Nathan Fielder as Martin Yonce
They land on Nathan Fielder as the perfect awkward lead, a computer science professor whose attempt at reinvention goes horribly right.
06:15 – Finding the Name
Martin Yonce is born — complete with a tilde debate and the discovery that “Professor Beyoncé” just *works.*
09:50 – Building the World
The campus comes to life: Columbia-adjacent, bougie New Jersey vibes, filled with smug professors and cooler students.
11:20 – Enter Zane Maxwell
Jacob Elordi plays Zane, the effortlessly cool student who triggers Martin’s midlife identity crisis.
14:00 – The Cool Professor Montage
Martin tries to become “that guy” — new clothes, new gym membership, new insecurities.
17:15 – Meet the Faculty
Matthew McConaughey becomes Professor David Watterson, the effortlessly cool colleague; Tina Fey joins as his partner, Margaret Laskin.
20:25 – The Wife on the Building
Martin’s wife, Gem Yonce (Janine Garofalo), is revealed to be part of an old-money family whose name is literally on the college.
23:10 – Faculty Envy and Awkward Marriage
Martin’s professional jealousy and dead marriage boil over — and we get a painfully awkward dinner scene.
30:30 – Totally Real Bands Ad Break
Tra$h Dog gives a chaotic live read for **TotallyRealBands.com**, featuring Pineapple Mouse, Favorite Goose, and Priest King.
33:30 – The Makeover & the Meltdown
Martin updates his wardrobe, gets ignored by his wife, and starts spiraling toward “cool guy” delusion.
36:00 – The New Semester
A new school year begins — and Zane ends up in Martin’s class, sparking an unlikely (and uncomfortable) friendship.
39:10 – Invited to the Scene
Martin hears about Zane’s band hangout and decides to show up, uninvited, to a Priest King basement show.
41:10 – Priest King Live
Martin’s first taste of “the scene” — chaotic punk, trash cans flying, and total sensory overload.
44:00 – New Friends, Old Pain
Martin tries to join in, buys everyone drinks, and embarrasses himself into becoming part of the group anyway.
49:00 – Karaoke Night
The fateful scene: Martin’s surprisingly incredible Beyoncé performance earns him a new title — *Professor Beyoncé.*
51:20 – Campus Fame
He wakes up hungover to cheering students. He’s gone viral. He’s finally “cool.”
52:45 – Deb Majors, the Student
Barbie Ferreira’s Deb enters the story — a student whose brief hookup with Martin sends everything downhill.
53:40 – The Downfall
Martin brags about the relationship, rewrites his coursework around Beyoncé, and loses his grip on reality.
54:10 – Dean Finch’s Office
Michael Ian Black’s Dean Finch delivers the ultimate meltdown monologue — Martin is suspended, but only because his wife’s name is on the building.
55:40 – The Spiral
Martin stalks Deb, hacks her phone, and deludes himself into believing it’s love.
58:00 – The Vent Scene
Martin plans a grand romantic gesture: sneaking through the locker room vents. It does *not* go as planned.
59:10 – The Locker Room Finale
He crashes through the ceiling, naked, mid-meltdown — the legend of Professor Beyoncé is sealed forever.
01:00:20 – The Arrest
Police lead Martin out, pantsless, as students chant “Professor Beyoncé!” One of the most chaotic endings yet.
01:00:45 – Wrap-Up
Marcus and Tra$h Dog thank listeners, plug the merch, and tease the next episode of *Pitchin’ Movies With The Sound Off.*

Oct 22, 2025
Oct 22, 2025
54 min
Pitchin’ Movies With The Sound Off
Welcome to the premiere episode of Pitchin’ Movies With The Sound Off, where hosts Marcus and Tra$h Dog do what Hollywood would never dare — pitch a movie about someone they barely know, based entirely on a YouTube video filmed in a basement.
This week’s cinematic masterpiece: How Gerald Died, the totally real and completely unnecessary biopic of Leo Sayer, the blue-eyed king of soul you might only know from An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Expect chaotic “research,” questionable casting, and a full-blown cinematic universe that starts (and probably ends) right here.
🎬 In This Episode
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The heroic fire rescue that starts it all
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Casting Hugh Grant, Jesse Eisenberg, and Joe Keery in roles they didn’t ask for
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The “Beatles Scene” that could get us sued
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Clown symbolism, character deaths, and unearned emotional payoffs
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🔖 Episode Chapters
00:00:00 Intro: “We did ourselves dirty”
00:00:18 The “elevator pitch” (and why it won’t be short)
00:00:36 Theme sting: “Mr. Boom, sound off”
00:00:48 “We’re rolling… but not really”
00:01:04 How the show will actually start
00:01:19 Welcome to Pitchin’ Movies With The Sound Off
00:02:01 Accountability, three cameras, and backyard chaos
00:02:16 The handshake: holding each other to the project
00:02:39 Why Episode 1 is hard (live research)
00:03:15 What this show does (and maybe with guests)
00:03:57 Hotline joke and bit
00:04:07 The movie: a Leo Sayer biopic
00:04:35 Songs we know (“You Make Me Feel Like Dancing,” “I Can Dance”)
00:05:12 Stop addressing camera → into story mode
00:06:59 Discovery by David Courtney & Adam Faith
00:08:12 Wikipedia and donations riff
00:10:01 Cameos & a music-universe idea (Beatles?)
00:12:17 Opening image of the film: the fire
00:13:03 Budget note for the explosion
00:14:01 Period piece vibes (1968)
00:15:10 Tone: thriller/dramedy structure
00:15:25 Favorite Goose (band) tangent
00:17:28 Where “Leo” comes from (name bit)
00:18:10 First flash-forward: studio with Daltrey
00:19:11 Metaphor: “Gerald” dies in the blast
00:20:07 “Sleazy” Courtney bit + disclaimer rule
00:22:02 Title locked: How Gerald Died
00:22:36 AD BREAK — TotallyRealBands.com (merch walkthrough)
00:24:58 Back to show; restating title & tone
00:26:11 Opening credits plan + “Give It All Away”
00:27:25 Roger walks in; accent soup
00:28:05 Casting Roger Daltrey → Hugh Grant
00:29:12 Clarifying: Leo Sayer is the subject
00:32:17 Casting Leo Sayer → Jesse Eisenberg
00:33:23 Setting the studio scene (three guys)
00:36:25 “Gerald doesn’t sell”—the name change
00:37:03 Internal monologue/narration idea
00:37:25 Back to the blaze; media montage concept
00:38:46 Rise montage → hits & stubble era
00:40:09 Beatles gag (all in unison)
00:41:41 Into the flames: saving residents
00:42:14 Pivot to the most important reveal
00:43:19 Adam Faith twist (supportive → smarmy)
00:44:32 The clown performance seed
00:45:18 Where the ending image comes from
00:46:08 Theme: once a hero, forever chasing it
00:47:06 Goofy Movie, finances, and managers
00:48:15 Casting Adam Faith → Joe Keery
00:50:07 Love interests: Janice & Donatella
00:52:02 Mistress casting vibe (Donna Pinciotti type)
00:52:36 Muppets beat → embracing the bit
00:53:10 Resolution shape
00:54:17 Budget/FX for the opener
00:55:14 Outro sting
